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Have you ever been walking down the street and seen
a tall dark and handsome brute on the opposite side, confidently strutting his
stuff down the boardwalk, and thought to yourself, “There’s a man’s man”.
This guy is clearly a heterosexual alpha male in the
prime of his youth, the world his oyster.
Thoughts like these swirling around in your mind for a time, only to
have your bubble burst by the sight of…what’s this?
A leash connected to nothing. Where’s the dog? As the passing car moves out of your line of
sight, the truth of the matter reveals itself. This hulk of a man, this Barbarian, this action hero…is walking a teacup
yorkie purchased from iheartteacups.com? And all at once, your fantasy is ruined.
You can’t believe what you see. What kind of a man owns or even walks a dog
so small that you can’t see it without real dedication. He’s surly a homosexual, or it’s his
girlfriend’s dog.
Wrong on both accounts. The dog belongs to him, and it’s his pride
and joy. You wouldn’t be the first to have
this reaction though. Tough guys have always been associated with tough dogs,
and the bigger the guy, the bigger the dog.
You see a vertically challenged gent sporting a
rather mean looking Pit-bull at his side. You see the muscle bound monster man walking a Lab. What you haven’t seen, until recently, is one
of these boys walking a teacup Maltese around the block.
There are a few reasons for this sudden influx of
brosome dudes with Iheartteacups pups. Yes, sometimes the guy is
walking his lady’s little fluff ball. However, the rise of men who own and love teacup dogs is
undeniable. Why are more and more men
taking a liking to owning a teacup dog?
The answer is simple. Teacup dogs are AWESOME, especially teacup
puppies from iHeartTeacups!! They are
small, compact, and perfect to have in your tiny apartment. They don’t make a mess, and it would take
them three lifetimes to chew through anything of actual importance in the
living room. Also, one bag of food lasts
6 years opposed to 6 seconds for your Rottweiler!
They also can do all the other stuff your big dog
can do. They can bark, sleep, fetch,
scratch, and sniff, perfect for any red-blooded male.
One keynote here to understand is the inferiority
complex in today’s male. Feelings of
inadequacy have long been remedied with a fancy car, firearm, or large breed
K9. Plus, guys know that chicks dig
dogs.
Chicks dig little dogs even more! I know this from experience. You think you get attention at the park with
your husky mix? Try strolling through
the meadow with your micro teacup Morkie and see how many ooooohhhh my
goodness’s you get. Remember the added
affection you received from perfect strangers of the opposite sex when they
caught a mere glimpse of your dog when he was a puppy? It’s that, forever. It’s like having a puppy for years and years,
every time you step out of the house.
Call me a metro sexual or blame the feminization of
American men for the love of small breeds. It matters not. The truth is
teacup dogs are not just for girls anymore. They’re for people. So I say, “be
a man”. Get yourself a girly dog.
